Al Pacone

January 1996, January 2025
Not long ago we went to walk the alpacas at Botany Bay farm on the edge of London. A charming experience with a passionate farmhand and photogenic animals.
The four-minute warning

1982 to 1987
Growing up by the Mersey in the 1980s, I used to hear the old air raid sirens being put through their weekly paces. I think the nearest one was at Garston docks. Along with ship foghorns, it’s one of the sounds of my youth. The tests carried on until the end of the Cold War.
A few small beers
Is this the greatest line in One Battle After Another?
The great sarcasm plague of 1990
A few weeks in 1990
The plague started with whole sentences said sarcastically, a superficially positive statement turned mordantly into a negative. “Oh yeh, I’d love to do that”.
F# on the recorder
Early 1980s
In junior school the class had collective recorder lessons, each of us equipped with a black and white Yamaha descant recorder. What I recall most is that I liked playing F#.
Has a sax ever sounded so good?
December 1991
I’m leaving aside jazz here.
Stuttering in a second language
In Mishima’s The Temple of the Golden Pavilion, the protagonist Mizoguchi has a stutter. At one point, it is suggested that stutterers speak more fluently in a second language.
Up past Clissolds
February 2026
2.30 am on a school night. It’s been a while.
Wise words on the W.C. door

January 2026
Minus 20 in Cincinnati

January 2026
First I wanted to know whether I could run in -20C. Then if so, I wanted to know what it felt like.